egberts:

you kids today with your texting and murder

reblogmyselfie:

I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you

farronheit:






Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII

farronheit:

Decided to take a video while flying this morning.

Best. Idea. Ever.

perfection

Reminder that this actually exists in our world


THIS IS REAL

I’m gonna cry.

i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes. 

ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII

Every Tumblr user ever

  • Me when I joined Tumblr: How do I start using this thing
  • Me now: How do I stop using this thing

disowns:

when he giving good dick and suddenly pulls out

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I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be.

fruitcrocs:

giving your first blowjob like 

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6ee:

"Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma